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Dear lady_arashi

I do not really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realize it When I quoted Santa At the mental hospital and I saw you Insult
My best friend I'm sure you're Scarred enough to Understand That I Get Turned on by garbage men.
'm Returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory.
You Should Also Know That I Always will remember 'To hate the Boston Celtics.

Go burn, Remsy

(a lie! I'm faithful! D:) -------------------------

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Taggeo who wants to do

CHTM xDDD- Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials
Into Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on Orange
- Castrato
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé Red
- Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange
- My Kid Rock-collection Pink
- Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F.
Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk CTMLXC

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin
the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To Which Country Would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm Regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting Regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn Greece
- Your
everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family